Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me by Chelsea Handler (Introduction) - PDF free download eBook

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.—Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Its no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out dumbassness, the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers—theyve all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, theyve lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.

Friends, family members, and co-workers of Chelsea Handler, who are happy to write a new book for Chelsea to promote since shes feeling too lazy to write her own book.