(technically) DEAD by Naomi Kramer - PDF free download eBook

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  • Published: Sep 02, 2015
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Coopers dead. But whats a nerd to do when Heaven doesnt believe in technology, and hells hotter than an overclocked CPU? Panicking and running away back to Earth seems a perfectly logical reaction, especially since his beloved computer hasnt come...

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Coopers dead. But whats a nerd to do when Heaven doesnt believe in technology, and hells hotter than an overclocked CPU? Panicking and running away back to Earth seems a perfectly logical reaction, especially since his beloved computer hasnt come with him. Of course, what to do then is a bit of a puzzle that only Linda can solve...

This is a very short book - novelette length - around 10 000 words or 40 (print) pages.

DEAD(ish) books can be read as a series, beginning with DEAD(ish), or as stand-alone stories.

Warning: Contains frequent foul language, adult themes, nerd-speak and Aussie insults. Not suitable for children.

Cooper says:

Im dead.

This is sorta ####ing me off.

I dont know what happened, though. One moment I was on my way to visit my girlfriend with a big bunch of flowers, and the next I saw a big bright light and a cloud and a crowd of dudes in dresses carrying harps. Holy ####, I thought, Im dead! Then I thought - #####, that looks like a church choir, all low-tech and acoustic and stuff. Thats not where I wanna be. Bet they dont have a single computer, or if they do its like a 386 or something, all filled with dustbunnies. Theres no way Im getting stuck in a low-tech shiny place like that with acoustic music everywhere. Thats a freaky version of hell. #### no. So I ran, or flew or something the #### away, and now Im back home and Im still dead.

I think maybe my girlfriend killed me.

Linda says:

Oh Lord, a few stubbies short of a sixpack as well as too dumb to go to heaven. This ones gonna be a barrel of fun.Krystal says:

I cant believe the stupid little ######## thinks I did him in. Now I wish like #### that I had. What the #### is wrong with him? ####ing self-absorbed moron, cant believe he killed himself through arrant stupidity, so hes got to blame the only person who ever put up with him for more than five ####ing minutes.

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Naomi Kramer is an Australian author living in Ipswich, Queensland. Shes addicted to coffee, dyes her hair odd colours, and looks a little like a corporate hippy on weekdays. She loves the beach, and her dream is to own a world-class barista.

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Warning: Contains frequent foul language, adult themes, nerd-speak and Aussie insults. Not suitable for children.

Cooper says:

Im dead.

This is sorta ####ing me off.

I dont know what happened, though. One moment I was on my way to visit my girlfriend with a big bunch of flowers, and the next I saw a big bright light and a cloud and a crowd of dudes in dresses carrying harps. Holy ####, I thought, Im dead! Then I thought - #####, that looks like a church choir, all low-tech and acoustic and stuff. Thats not where I wanna be. Bet they dont have a single computer, or if they do its like a 386 or something, all filled with dustbunnies. Theres no way Im getting stuck in a low-tech shiny place like that with acoustic music everywhere. Thats a freaky version of hell. #### no. So I ran, or flew or something the #### away, and now Im back home and Im still dead.

I think maybe my girlfriend killed me.

Linda says:

Oh Lord, a few stubbies short of a sixpack as well as too dumb to go to heaven. This ones gonna be a barrel of fun.Krystal says:

I cant believe the stupid little ######## thinks I did him in. Now I wish like #### that I had. What the #### is wrong with him? ####ing self-absorbed moron, cant believe he killed himself through arrant stupidity, so hes got to blame the only person who ever put up with him for more than five ####ing minutes.

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