The English Russian Joke Book by Jeremy Taylor - PDF free download eBook

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  • Published: Dec 05, 2015
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Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски contains 100 jokes in easy English and in Russian. Great jokes like:Учитель: - Где живет Бог?Малыш: - Я думаю, он живет в нашей ванной.Учитель: - Почему ты так говоришь?Малыш: - Потому что каждое утро мой папа...

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Details of The English Russian Joke Book

Publication date
Age range
18+ Years
Book language
ENG
Format
PDF, CHM, FB2, RTF
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Some brief overview of this book

Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски contains 100 jokes in easy English and in Russian. Great jokes like:

Учитель: - Где живет Бог?

Малыш: - Я думаю, он живет в нашей ванной.

Учитель: - Почему ты так говоришь?

Малыш: - Потому что каждое утро мой папа колотит в дверь и говорит: «Господи, ты ещё здесь?!»

and this classic:

Восьмидесятилетний мужчина пришел на прием к своему врачу.

- Я собираюсь жениться на следующей неделе, доктор.

- Очень хорошо,- сказал доктор. – Сколько же лет Вашей невесте?

- Восемнадцать – ответил мужчина.

- Господи!- воскликнул доктор.- Я должен Вас предупредить, что любая активность в постели может стать смертельной.

- Ну что же, – сказал мужчина, – если она умрет, значит, она умрет…

I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I’m pretty fluent – and know lots of great jokes as well. When you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it is a very pleasant experience. If you stay in too long you won’t enjoy it as much. In case you’ve forgotten, 10 good reasons for downloading Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски.

It improves your reading skills.

It improves your spelling – and your writing.

It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.

Jokes are short – and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).

Jokes are memorable – so you can tell your friends the jokes later.

If you’re a teacher, you can entertain your students.

If you’re a student, you can entertain your teachers.

It’s available in a wide variety of formats

It’s available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.

It is a GREAT way to improve your English – or Russian.

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A few words about book author

Ive been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 49 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.

сказал доктор. – Сколько же лет Вашей невесте?

- Восемнадцать – ответил мужчина.

- Господи!- воскликнул доктор.- Я должен Вас предупредить, что любая активность в постели может стать смертельной.

- Ну что же, – сказал мужчина, – если она умрет, значит, она умрет…

I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I’m pretty fluent – and know lots of great jokes as well. When you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it is a very pleasant experience. If you stay in too long you won’t enjoy it as much. In case you’ve forgotten, 10 good reasons for downloading Книга шуток по-английски и по-русски.

It improves your reading skills.

It improves your spelling – and your writing.

It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.

Jokes are short – and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).

Jokes are memorable – so you can tell your friends the jokes later.

If you’re a teacher, you can entertain your students.

If you’re a student, you can entertain your teachers.

It’s available in a wide variety of formats

It’s available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.

It is a GREAT way to improve your English – or Russian.

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